radish-vendetta:

meatmensch:

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “two towers” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the white wizard in the forest

My buddy Eomer pacing: Grima is lying to us

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meme-loving-stuck:

snaxle:

snaxle:

snaxle:

people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes

yes this includes fanfiction, gif sets, edits, etc.

theres this one person who reblogs this post like 20 times a day and then sometimes will also reblog it like 200 times at once and also anytime it appears on their dash they apparently will queue it again too and i just want you all to know that you pissed them off real bad and that should be your sign to reblog art actually. for them

heyyyyy followers and mutuals who think this only applies to people from twitter:

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it doesn’t.

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np-writes:

Monty: I’m sorry for saying fuck in front of the kids

Roxy and Freddy holding Cassie and Gregory: You just said it again!

Monty: I’m not a role model!!

hotratking5592:

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So this really cool person on TikTok and Instagram made these really cool CoD:MW2 Centaur designs, I am not immune to horse men… or mule men in Soaps case

ghost–bot:

gomi-chandesu:

that-lesbian-writer:

eilooxara:

athenasdragon:

athenasdragon:

professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”

professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”

Bringing this back to share that one time I slept through part of a zoom meeting with my PhD advisor (who has a toddler) and he told me it was fine, that just meant I was a good sleeper

Professors who work with graduate students: if you finish the multivariate calculus work this week you can put one (1) piece of lab equipment in your mouth

Once had a professor whose previous career was giving educational zoo tours to children, so he’d say stuff like, “now let’s meet our friend, acidic keratin!”

in high school I was in the child development class where we ran the preschool. Class ended and I moved onto the next class, an art class. Sit down next to my friend who was working on a serious piece and casually asked for my thoughts on it, looking for serious critique.

Preschool mode had not turned off so I looked at it, clapped my hands and said “WOW Really great work! Amazing!”, in that same kind of voice you’d say to a toddler who presented you with a random scribble on a piece of paper.

Friend loved the reaction at least lmao.

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hey i saw these tags and i think i’m about to kiss you on the mouth rn

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